Paul Arden | Tuesday, 29 November 2022
Yes indeed. It’s almost Christmas again. The year just flew past. I’m just recovering from the last one. And that’s just how life is nowadays.
Anyway the great thing about this, is that if you want a Xmas to remember, then now is the time either to order a Hot Torpedo for yourself, or alternatively drop the hint. After all, if you don’t say what you want then you might get a cardigan.
So speak up now and get it out there. Perhaps leave your laptop on this page or your mobile phone. And if you are reading this, as some deliberate ploy that your husband, wife, friend, son, daughter wants a sexy new fly rod for Xmas, then you can drop me an email on paul@sexyloops.com and I will arrange fantastic service with you.
In addition to a new fly rod, every rod comes with a Zoom session on how to use it. I can tune up your double haul, tighten back cast loops, teach you to throw 130’ (ok that’s more than one lesson) and basically have an enjoyable casting session together.
I look a bit like Santa and can even wear the hat.
Now you still have time – just! We do have some standard rods in stock but a custom made-to-order rod needs to be ordered today, because, unfortunately, we don’t deliver down chimneys and instead use the post office and couriers. So today, right now, and as soon as possible, you need to order. You’ll also need a large stocking. About 30” long.
What an amazing Christmas present, that will give decades of service. I’m going to definitely leave this around for my wife to see too.
I suppose you could also book a Snakehead fishing trip or a Zoom casting course. A Snakehead fishing trip is going to cost you about 5 grand so you probably want to be in quite a serious relationship for that. A Zoom flycasting course is 700USD. Slightly cheaper than a new flyrod and I suppose you could put a picture of me in the stocking. That would be exciting… and slightly disturbing at the same time.
Anyway, if you want a new flyrod for Christmas, then now is the time to order. And I’m just saying that if a girlfriend or boyfriend gives you a Sexyloops rod for Xmas, then this is the woman or man you should marry. If you and I play our cards right, you might actually get a new flyrod for Christmas every year. I will definitely pull weight for you from my end.
If on the other hand you get a cardigan, sorry but this is not the partner that you want to spend the rest of your life with. In which case you just buy the rod for yourself. You book the fishing trip. You buy the lessons. You absolutely deserve it and I will completely back you to the hilt on this.
I also do marriage counselling incidentally. This mostly involves buying new fly rods too.
Cheers, Paul