It's finished!!!
"How come it took so long, Paul?"
"Well the talking sheep was a bit of a problem"
"Talking sheep? Sheep don't talk!"
"Exactly, so we binned Ron. And there was some technical stuff: Surround Sound almost killed Eric and two people fell into a coma during the middle"
"So, what you're saying is that there is a new version, and I haven't seen it?"
"Yep! Version [no talking sheep/not that we're counting] five"
"And how many people have seen Version [no talking sheep/not that we're counting] five?"
"None, I'm just about to watch it. If you don't hear from me soon you'll know I went too far..."