So much for a new series. I've just found a bunch of exciting photos from Denmark. If you look carefully at this picture you'll realise that it's fake. Viking Lars is in fact a cardboard cut-out model, and not a very good one since we didn't cut his head properly. This also explains why Paul's face is distorted. You can do anything with photography. Tomorrow Lars may even catch a fish in the salt. Obviously more trickery. As you are no doubt aware, all saltwater pictures containing fish are phoneys.