Pete, "Just touch my toes and I'm done, now where's the rod?"
Jon, "Remember: equipment, mental..."
*pause*
"...right, shall we do it?"
"What now?"
"Well we could start later if you like"
"No, no, now's fine..."
*pause*
"...if it's fine with you, of course"
"Oh, erm, yeah ok, we can start now"
*pause*
"Well go on then"
"No, no, after you"
"What, you mean right now, this instant?"
"Yeah, why not?"
"Oh, ok, stand back now..."

To be continued...