"So what's happening here Sean?"
"Well, there I was enjoying the scenery, you know the mountains and other stuff, and suddenly Camo-Guy slams on the brakes"
"It's a boat Sean"
"You know Paul, I've been thinking about this series and there appears to be an awful lot of pictures of me and not very many of you"
"I noticed that too - it must be because you are so photogenic"
"Ahhh, I thought it would be something like that"