"Got any cheese?"
"What?"
"I said, 'have you got any cheese, you bastard'"
"Go away Ron; sheep don't eat cheese"
"How would you know?"
"Look Ron, sheep eat grass and daisies..."
"Yuk"
"they climb mountains..."
"Cool"
"and do lots of other sheep stuff. But they don't eat cheese."
"Can I have a muffin then?"
"GO AWAY, RON"
"Rivers still dirty are they? Not catching any fush?"
"Ron, I may be vegetarian, but that can all be changed.."
"OK screw you, I'm not telling you where the Big Fish lives."

More excitement tomorrow..