Deep in the New Zealand backcountry:
"I CAN'T SEE, I CAN'T SEE"
"AARRGHGHHH"
"Use the Orc as bait, Tom"
"I CAN'T THERE'S BLOODY SUPERGLUE EVERYWHERE"
"MORE LIGHT, MORE LIGHT... take that you bastard"
"&&^%%@', gerroff, %$&^^ more royal wulffs"
"ORC REINFORCEMENTS ATTACKING FROM THE TRUE LEFT BANK"
"Hang on everyone: CUT! I'm picking up something on the radio..."

*crackle crackle*