Viking Lars says, "I really don't understand it one bit; this year Paul caught both the seatrout AND the Codling. I mean I know he says he was constipating at all times, and I believe him, but I think it's too much of a coincidence, even for Paul. In fact Paul doesn't even believe that Saltfly is possible, let alone both a cool and exciting thing to do. I want to catch a fish too; it's not fair - why should Paul catch all the fish and have all the fun? I've been constipating for almost fifteen years now...
AND his flies are crap...
AND I still think wearing socks wth sandals is cool by the way...
AND here I've been *really* cool and tucked my trousers into the socks...
AND I'm a Viking..."