Not a lot of people know this, but Paul keeps chickens around the house for quick access to soft hen hackles. At least, this is what he claims they're for. That doesn't necessarily explain the awful screaming in the middle of the night, but that may just be him practising his overseas tinselling techniques. This fine specimen is about to be plucked in aid of a batch of size 14 spiders, which may be one reason why it is hiding behind the waste basket. Sexyloops - where grown men keep poultry in their living rooms.