Is this pack too gay?

It's a lot cooler than a fly vest (heat-wise, at any rate) and you can carry a lot of good shit in it, but maybe the combination of the pack AND the moustache is sailing too close to the wind, you know, fashion-wise.

I've had the tache for forty years, long before the Village People co-opted facial hair and pissed-off feminists like Andrea Dworkin started to question Papa Hemingway's masculinity, so it's staying, OK?

It's a good pack. Maybe if I accessorize with a touch of duck tape? What do you think? Aluminum or a color?