"Here, Paul, I'm sticking this pole between you and the imaginary redfish"
"Thanks, Rick, that will make the fight more exciting for me"
"That's why I'm doing it; be sure to imagine that the fish runs around the pole"
"I'm imagining it right now, Rick; that was very clever of you"
"That's why I'm a guide, Paul. If you stand in the water you could imagine the redfish swims between your legs"
"Great idea, I'll try that next time"