An interesting creature, every bit as elusive and complicated as a woman. There are however various subtle differences which should be pointed out, to enable the angler to successfully identify as to whether he has caught himself a trout or a woman:

If handled too soon, before being fully "played out", trout have a tendency to jump and swim away, women rarely do this, preferring instead to swipe you across the face - sometimes with a trout, which can make identification from then on extremely complicated.

What flyfishing is all about,really.