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Rainbow: "I'm thinking of doing it again"
*pause*
Sheep dude: "What are you thinking of doing again?"
Rb: "I'm thinking of taking one of Sean's flies again, fluff-ball"
Trout dude: "But they're so ugly!"
S-d: "Why on earth would you want to do *that*?"
Rb: "For the ride, man. Those flies kick arse, I mean they really kick arse, man"
T-d: "But isn't it dangerous?"
Rb: "I'm a rainbow trout; I live for the edge"
S-d: "But you might get hurt!"
Rb: "Man, you sheep, don't you ever take risks? I want my life to be an exclamation! If I wanted to be like everyone else I'd live in a field and eat grass, but I don't: I want to be me, I want to live man, I want to be free, I gonna take that sucker and tie it to some willow roots. I tell ya man, it's a blast and I'm HANGIN' ON THE FIN. HIT IT TO ME, BIG BOY. GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR NYMPHETS. I WANT TO FEEL EVERYTHING THIS TIME!"
S-d: "Calm down, rainbow trout; you're making a scene and I'm getting embarrassed"
Rb: "I DON'T WANT TO CALM DOWN; I'M A RAINBOW TROUT - I WANT TO GO HIGHER. HIT IT TO ME, SEANIE, FLIP ME ANOTHER OF YOUR MIS-PROPORTIONED HUMPIES"
T-d: "I want to try one too!"
Rb: "Come with me Trout-dude; follow me on the path of Enlightenment"
T-d: "My lateral line is tangential; let's take one of his wonky zonkers"


Edited by Paul

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