Whoa! Tom get's his kicks out of some big fishporno. It's like that when you're a fishpornographer: big fishporn, little fishporn, ugly fishporn, hard-fish porn, soft-fish porn, fetish fish - the true fishpornographer is into everything: if it's fish, it's porno.

"I was looking to get into big fishporn for a while now; that's why I first came to New Zealand"

The more observant will notice the semen on Tom's nose.