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Backcountry - 28

Returning to the Orc Battle

"AAAAGGGHHHHH"
Paul, "LAUNCH THE LIGHT OF AAPGAI!"
Mel, "I CAN'T; THE LID IS SUPERGLUED STUCK"
Orc, "&&^%%@', gerroff, %$"*"
Tom, "Damn, I've lost my rod tip"
Paul, "DUCK!!!"
Tom, "AAAAGGHHHH!! It was a Sage as well"
Paul, "Lifetime guarantee, it covers you against everything: car doors, carelessness, orc battles..."
Mel, "WHO THE FUCK SUPERGLUED THE LID SHUT?"
Tom, "Orc reinforcements attacking from behind!"
Paul, "LAUNCH THE LIGHT OF AAPGAI!"
Mel, "WHICH OF YOU TWO USED THIS THING LAST? - YOU'RE MEANT TO WIPE THE BOTTLE BEFORE PUTTING THE LID BACK ON!"
Paul, "Not me, it must have been Tom"
Orc, "AAGGGHHHH!"
Tom, "Nope I definitely seem to remember that it was you, Paul, who used it last, while tying up some Competition Humpies"
Mel, "Got it! Shit! Just spilt some on my polyprops - MY GOD! They are MELTING! What is this stuff anyway?"
Paul, "LAUNCH THE LIGHT OF AAPGAI!"
Mel, "HERE WE GO..."

about now Steve is beginning to realise that it was a terrible mistake to mention Lord of the Rings
Edited by an Orc

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