After quite a lot of headscratching, Paul has discovered that the trout he's hooked has somehow managed to swim through an extremely narrow gap between two logs, thus making it impossible to extract in the traditional manner. Because this is a very big fish - and because he's Paul - he has decided to put his legendary gymnastic skills to good use in an attempt to land it. Somewhere off-camera, I am pointing out that he really should be wearing a leotard to execute this tricky manouevre.

"Fuck off, Sean", says Paul.

More of this exciting drama tomorrow!