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Friday, February 13th, 2015 In my last Front Page, I lamented that there was no WORLD organization strictly for the protection and enhancement of the fish, lots for protect the environment and the waters, but they did not seem to go far enough . Then while consoling myself by checking out a few of my favorite web sites other than Sexyloops I stumbled on this The Watery Rave. Hopefully they come together and become a world voice for the fish. Because with out the fish, we will be just playing with our long rods over empty waters. To think it got started from a sun glass company!!. Not much to say this week, I'm argued out. I have been having intense conversations with people in all forms of media and face to face. I may be making head way but am fighting a rear guard catch up battle. The plethora of mass media and false shit out there makes it hard to be heard. Enjoy this little bit of forward thinking. I know I agree with it but then again I could be wrong, you know I thought I was wrong once, then I checked and I was mistaken!! This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier.I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing BAss-ackwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some shitbird that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-Goat. If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser. Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life, good fly fishing and fish handling and photo taking skills before sending them off into harm's way.. Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them. How about recruiting Women over 50 ....in menopause! You think Men have attitudes! Ohhhhhh my God! If nothing else, put them on border patrol.... They'll have it secured the first night! |
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