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Friday 11th July, 2014

This little tale is of a Gypsy who believed he was a hippie until shown the Fly Fishing Gypsy way.

Work just enough and put in just enough effort to not get asked to leave, live for the warm summer days or chase them around the globe, meals are events with out planning and structure. Days fly fishing are presents and are to be loved and lived for and opened to their fullest. Where we sleep is never written in stone or it could be on stone as fast or easy as it could be on feather down. Stealing moments of pure joy from the trout and other fishes pursued, or the clear mountain stream that we strip and bathe in, feeling the effect of the newly unfrozen waters of that road side pool, on the aches in the bones and joints and as it washes away the cares. As it livens skin and soul, the giggles as we rush to get dressed at the sounds of approaching others.

The sights and sounds of the wild world we pass through are forever with us, the click of the goat's hooves on the hard top, the smack of the bears jaws as he weighs his limited choices, fight, flee, or fart. The flap and slap of the fish as it is hauled to the strange atmosphere of air, and the splash of his release. The sound of the wind in the tree tops at night. The sound of the wild turkey as he chases more tail feathers then he has time for.

The waters are moving toward that gin clear state that means prime fly fishing time is here, the log jams are holding the big fish, the newly scraped walls holding their millions of year old secrets...

The Gypsy Flyfishing BumKing and his Princess are on the road again. Follow along won't you?

I have one question that has bugged me for a couple of weeks. Why is it that the sexyest lumi line, Sexyloops Lumiline does not have a pre tied sexy loop on it?

Here are some questions and answers for you all.


1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know...it never happened)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


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