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Friday 5th March, 2010

Are you fed up with the early mornings, frosted windshields, cold seats, and stuttering engines, slippery roads, stupid deer crossing the road , when you are trying to get a drink of Timmies. Are you fed up with the coffee house B crew screwing up your order, and that first sip of burnt, black oil slick they call coffee, and stale Danishes, with the cherry goop that sticks to your teeth, are you fed up with dry convenience store sandwiches with the slightly off tasting egg salad goop that makes you think did I bring TP?


Are you fed up with the thermos that just does not keep the Coffee hot for the promised 6hrs and that weird metal taste that makes you look into the bottom of your thermos, for shards of metal or worse shards of glass that are never there. Are you fed up with frozen guides that have to be cleared every two casts or even every cast or worse when the line gets that coating of ice and even the fabled “dip the line and rod in the water to get the ice off does” not work instead you have more ICE on everything. Are you fed up with trying to put on frozen boots and waders, and with gloves that don’t keep your fingers warm, or worse make them colder, or that damn toque head .


How about the cold chill that goes up your back when the wind gets up, ‘Damn they did not predict that in the weather report, how about this are you fed up with weather reports that suck one way or the other? Are you fed up with not having heavy enough polypro or socks that never seem to keep the feet warm enough for that one last drift through the run, or that damn slow sneaky stealthy leak that shows up as you take that one necessary deeper last step to get the drift that is sure to hook that big Rainbow and you know where it shows up, that’s right, at the left knut, down to the knee, and then the fish does not show up, how about the days that should be epic and are duds.
Ha what about that fly that is the one fly but and there is always a but it is not! Are you fed up with losing that one great fly to a snag that in the summer would be gettable and today is under an ice shelf?

Are you fed up with swinging BAS = Big Assed Streamers, or how about nymphing with BAW = Big Assed Worms. then getting back to the vehicle to 3 inches of new snow and ice on the windshield and a flat tire, or that the plow plowed you in. Are you fed up with flat batteries and blinding snow storms that mean a 40kph crawl home which is 210km away..


Well I have to tell you I was not fed up at all until yesterday, when I was hit in the head by a fat spruce moth, and had to swat away midges and had constant raisers and caught my first Rainbow trout on swung flies, a Barr’s graphic emerger caddis, and a #18 PTN swung out in the current, and then it all came crashing down on me at 1847pm just after releasing the fish, DAMN spring can’t get here soon enough. We still have two snow storms in April to get through but damn spring can’t get here soon enough


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