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Mystery of the Snap Tee Zeta Function
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Friday 29th January, 2010
Dear Uncle Wilf Thanks very much for the road kill shovels and the flaying blades. You’re right, using these has dramatically reduced the amount of nail cleaning I have to do before meals. Funnily enough the publishing department here at ZA recently announced the release of a triple set on flat packed material for the winter fly tyer;- Abstracted roadkill identification and ageing tests, Cat gut for free and Home DIY Pet Recycling, from whisker to claw. I’ll see if I can get them signed for you… Seems there’s been a bit of trouble in the professors common room in the academy here at ZA. Its long been a contention that some of the more complex and advanced casts are not in straight lines and some of the more radical thinkers have gone so far as to suggest that this may have to be taken in to account when forming the syllabus and that the terms of use should fit the whole glorious pantheon of casts worshipped, and even occasionally in use, across the whole world…..a very touchy subject by all accounts. There has been a heavy resistance but it looks like, by hard work and the application of the vastness of their combined brains, a consensus has been agreed. The suggestion is, that the simplest solution is to apply vector field transformations to the boundaried euclidean space created by each identifiable component of these non straight casts and thus by employing specialist angling geometry, created by anglers, for anglers, here at the ZA academy, we are now turning the vector curves in three dimensions into straight lines in two dimensions and therefore defining all curved and change of direction casts as….umm…straight. I think this is very clever and I’m proud to work for a creative organization like this. Do you have a recipe for hedgehogs ? Your Nephew PS. Someone has topologically plotted the zeta function of a snap tee and found an infinitely long line of zeros…any idea what this means ?
 
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