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Friday July 10th, 2009

A ZA "FUN FREE HOLIDAY OF A LIFETIME" OFFER

For a mere €45,000 join our very own "Naked Nev" Zwingli and his cheery assistant Erasmus B Calvin on the annual ZA PPP LTD "Fun Free Caper through the Cantons".

Come with us on our weekend alpine adventure as we seek out one of Europes most extraordinary evolutionary adaptations, the elusive, free rising and extraordinarily rare Mountain Alpentench. In the company of our especially self-righteous guides we will fish in an ethically improving manner and in this way you will be free to either slaughter or release any other type of fish that you may catch as by product whilst casting for our chosen quarry.

However, should you be fortunate enough to land a uniquely beautiful and phenomenally rare Alpentench......

.......then you must kill it.

(Please put all dead fish in the bins provided)

We are sure that you will leave this spectacular part of our vulnerable planet with an ethical set of fishing practices burnished to the very highest of alpine standards and a renewed sense of moral certainty that will be virtually invulnerable to the weak and baseless positions of moral relativists and the contingent ethical arguments so often blithely propounded by ignorant anglers in countries of a lesser national conscience.

We know that our ethical travellers like to return with a small memento of their journey of self improvement so, due to the escalating costs of posting suitably engraved souvenir alpentenchhorns and the short range viability of yodelling as an international communications tool, an attractive "Alpentench Killer, Hit Me Baby One More Time" sew on hat badge and a very smart certificate of moral superiority will be sent to your home shortly after your vacation as verification of the successful outcome of your trip and you can use these marvellously useful tools to assist you in your helpful and no doubt very well received preaching at weak and ethically vulnerable angling neighbours.


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