Friday May 8th, 2009
EVER BEEN TOLD TO THINK LIKE A FISH?
WE KNOW WE HAVE...!!
BUT HOW DO YOU FIND OUT HOW A FISH THINKS ??
WHY NOT ASK THE FISH ??
NOW YOU CAN DO JUST THAT WITH ZA PSYCHICHTHYOLOGICAL CHANNELLING DEVICES
Most skilled anglers are already probably psychic with fish and we have no doubt that fish are also likely to be equally adept at picking up your thoughts. Now we can help you communicate the questions and interpret the answers in just nine simple steps.
- Carefully position yourself in your ZA psychichthyological channelling device in the vicinity of a suitable fish and make that first crucial initial eye contact.
- Try to commune peacefully with the fish and allow your mind to slowly centre and empty, this will detatch you from the logic overrides in your inner speech facility so that you may then ask your fish a psychichthyological question.
- We recommend that you start with simple questions, perhaps beginning with banking arrangements, bus timetables or possibly shoe sizes.
- You may allow the FIRST thing that comes into your mind to be psychichthyologically verbalized by you. Then observe what your fishes reaction is. You might be surprised at their facial or vocal answer especially if it involves borrowing money.
- Look closely at your fish and see if its lips are moving. Try and observe your fishes answer, facial tics, body language, and yes possibly vocalisation. Don't think about, "Is this real?" or "surely not, it just can't be that!" Try to be emotionally detached from the answer.
- When you have it, judge to see if it is a viable answer, occasionally a fish will try to interject some humour if we are taking ourselves too seriously....lighten up. Try singing songs to the fish and include their input into your household decisions and keep it easy so that they will feel free to come to you next time if something big is up for them.
HERE AT ZA WE HOPE THAT THESE SEVEN TOP TIPS WILL HELP YOU DEVELOP AS A SKILLED PSYCHICHTHYOLOGIST AND BOOST YOU ALONG IN YOUR QUEST TO THINK LIKE A FISH.....OH YES.
YOUR ZA..... A TOTALLY FISH BRAINED BUSINESS
