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Friday March 6th, 2009

Though some may travel and others busy themselves with coarser quarry during the prolonged close season for game anglers, most busy themselves over tying benches and whittling stations in sheds and dens and forget that, for the large part, their fishing provided a form of regular exercise no longer available in the sedentary pursuits of the cold, castless winter.

A long afternoon poring over Kingsmill Moore and Carter Platts is no physical substitute for a few miles hike up and down a rough bank, well, not unless ones personal proclivities whilst reading are most immoderate. Deterioration can be very rapid and a couple of months whacking back the Merlot and a bottle of Glen Whosit every night , whilst crouched over the vice, packs on the pounds and inches the old belt buckle hole by helpless hole towards its unpierced limit.

Now, ZA wishes to announce the re-launch of ZANDER MECHANICAL (ZAM) exercise machines at the ZA PPPP Hubs Charitable Trust Dollis Hill and North Cricklewood Sock Modelers Outreach Advanced Whittling and Cricket Scoring Rescue and Rehabilitation Walk In Day Centre and Gymnasium.

Here, anglers of a portly disposition, prone to close season periods of excessive stoutness and occasional gouty pain can take advantage of our brand new vibratory machinery, therapeutically hand whittled by recovering sock modelers and numerically challenged cricket scorers.

MELT AWAY THE CLOSE SEASON MOOBS
FIRE UP THE ZAM RAMS AND ROLLERS
AND GET FIT FOR FISHING WITH ZA GYMs AND ZAM

Free, fun for all the family, self install super abs roller and glutes ram to take home after your first visit.

Membership from only £14,326 pm, smoking permitted in bar, no extra locker charges.


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