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Thursday 24th July, 2008

I don't know what the economic situation is like in your part of the world, but over here in the UK, it's all doom and gloom. The buzz word round here is 'Recession'. The red tops would have you know we're only months away from economic meltdown, while even the most chipper broadsheet commentator can't raise a smile or jape at our oncoming economic doom. At the online tackle retailer I work for we're already feeling the cold withered hand of the Reaper stretch towards us. Fortunately we're in a position to be pro-active about it, and should be able to ride the storm. I fear many tackle retailers may not make it though. Good luck to everyone involved in the trade.

However, amidst the doom and gloom there might just be a ray of light with your name on. If you are bemoaning your bank balance, or have become a martyr to your mortgage I have great news! There's a brand new way of making all these problems vanish in an instant. I was going to patent it but I'd love people all over the world to benefit from my instant cure in the same way I have. It's an extra special recipe, the ingredients are as such:

  1. 1 x fly rod
  2. 1 x fly reel
  3. 1 x fly line
  4. There is no 4.
  5. 1 x leader (tapered, straight mono sucks)
  6. a few flies
  7. your favourite river or lake
  8. a few fish.

I can promise you that if you take a dose of andy's fantastic financial fix that for a few hours at least all your troubles will disappear, and the world will be a far nicer place to be.

................... WARNING: SINCE THE RELEASE OF ANDY'S FANTASTIC FINANCIAL FIX, SOME HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SPEND MORE MONEY THEY DONT HAVE ON TACKLE, BUY A TENT TO SAVE ON A MORTGAGE, OR EVEN QUIT THEIR JOBS, SELL ALL THEIR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS AND FLY AWAY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ..........

Andy_with_a_Rod


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