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Monday July 23rd, 2007

I get a lot of emails. Unfortunately over the years my ability to keep up with them has proven difficult. Especially now that I am a flyfishing-superstar. So last night Eric and I decided that we need to invent an imaginary woman - Dorothy - who will have 5 standard replies and the sixth, a piece of advice.

From now on, no one will harbour ill thoughts about either of our inability to answer quickly (it will be Dorothy's fault and she's overworked and underpaid for Chrissakes - give the old woman a break).

So these are Dorothy's six box replies:

1. Hello Sexylooper, I am Dorothy, Paul and Eric's imaginary friend. Thank you for your question regarding fishing tackle. The correct person to address your question is to is Viking Lars. You can contact him at lars@sexyloops.com Thank you and have a great day! Love, Dorothy.

2. Hello Sexylooper, I am Dorothy, Paul and Eric's imaginary friend. Thank you for your question regarding secret rivers in New Zealand. There are many trout in NZ. Good places to look for them are in both the North and South Islands. There is no point in asking Paul to be more precise because he hardly ever knows where he is even at the best of times. Be sure to check out the Sexyloops Directory for fun places to stay and cool people to meet. Thank you and have a great day! Love, Dorothy.

3. Hello Magnum, yes I am free this evening and would love a hot date. Be sure to bring your swimming trunks and a snorkel; I am a wild women. Thank you and have a great day! Love, Dorothy.

4. Hello Sexylooper. Thank you for your question regarding flycasting. Unfortunately I know absolutely nothing about the subject since I am Paul and Eric's imaginary friend. My advice would be to post your interesting question on the Sexyloops Board, where you can find many of the world's top instructors and, before you can say "where's my fanny?" you'll have answers from all around the world and some of them may even make a modicum of sense. Thank you and have a great day! Love, Dorothy.

5. Hello Potential Sexyloops Advertiser. Thank you for your offer of penis enlargement and/or cheap flies. Unfortunately I don't have a penis but I will pass on your cheap offer on to Mr Sexyloops who has an "elephant nose". For further advertising opportunities at Sexyloops, please contact jackie@sexyloops.com Thank you and have a great day! Love, Dorothy.

6. PS Don't fuckup. Thank you and have a great day! Love, Dorothy

This week's topic is dogs.

Cheers,
Paul


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