A sock modeller at work, here at ZA we believe that unsafe, disgusting and degrading jobs such as this should be consigned to the dustbin of history. Exploitative sock modelling is a particular target of ZA outreach centres where its victims are retrained in specialist whittling skills and cricket scoring. To help us eradicate this terrible blight please send a very, very, very great deal of money to:-
Jimmy the Wig, Treasurer, c/o ZA PPPP Hubs Charitable Trust Banking and Collection Services Ltd, Dollis Hill and North Cricklewood Sock Modellers Outreach Advanced Whittling and Cricket Scoring Rescue and Rehabilitation Walk In Day Centre.
Or Buy ZA “StrongThi” Canvas Superspeed Ankle Waders and we will donate up to 5p for the provision of sock modeller rescue services for every pair sold.
Please send a very, very, very great deal of money or buy a pair of Superspeeds TODAY and together we can help Larry and two other anglers unable to deal with a lifetime of lost fish find a new future in commercial whittling in the ZA reel seat department.
ZA PPPP LTD.......... TOTALLY WHITTLING