"Yeah you look really cool Sheepdude"
"Thanks Fishdude, but what colour is yours?"
"Rust! I want be different!"
"It looks more orange than rust to me!"
"That's cos you're a sheep; sheep are colourblind"
"Oh yeah. I forgot"
"The only problem is that there's a pocket on the back I can't reach"
"Try using your anal fin"
"I tried that (of course) but I still can't reach it"
"What are you going to keep in there then?"
"Stuff I don't need: thermometer, mobile phone, watch, a vibrator and some tasteless muesli bars"