Chris Rownes lines up to take a bottlecast. Ali Gowans watches in the background.
Chris says, "Any minute now I'll hook up with a sexyloop and smash one of those bottles, Ali"
Ali, "What you need is an Ali Shrimp; they work everywhere, Scotland, Canada, Spanish car parks"
The guy in the blue and white stripey T-shirt says, "Hang on! That's my beer!"
The guy next to him says, "I only came here for the Tortugas and the red wine and all we do is fish, fish, fish..."
Chris says, "Here we go - look out dudes..."
To be continued... ;-)