Sean says, "Here Paul is looking for the river. Three hours later he finds it. It was where he left it"
Paul says, "This is absolute bollocks, the river is to the left and Sean simply hasn't worked out how to use the view-finder properly"
"Crap, you've cropped the image on your notebook"
"I hadn't even seen this image before now"
"And why are you wearing diving booties - try explaining that one then"
"I was just preparing for more water"