I'd like to interrupt this series to quash any rumours that Paul and Lars may be gay. The reason that Paul drove the Pink Thing was not because he is gay, but because his car (pictured right) wouldn't start and hasn't been able to start for the past 18 months. Paul is very straight, has had intimate relations with many women and has never even thought about crossing over. I have no idea about Lars of course, but he's a Viking and one doesn't ask these things.
Paul says, "And just because it's Canary Yellow doesn't mean dick; look at the winch, man, that's really butch."