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Mission SS

"Paul, you're late!"
"Sorry guys; just up. So I've called this extraordinary meeting..."
Camo-Guy: Wait, Paul. One of us is missing!
Paul: Yeah, well, what I was about to say...
Camo-Guy: Hang one, Paul, I'll take a role call... CAMO-GUY?
*pause*
Aaron: Camo-Guy, you're Camo-Guy.
Camo-Guy: Oh yeah, good observation skills little fella... HERE! AARON?
Aaron: HERE, CAMO-GUY!
Camo-Guy: PAUL?
Paul: What?
Camo-Guy: ARE YOU HERE?
Paul: Yes, but I wish I wasn't sometimes.
Camo-Guy: BROTHER DEANO?
Deano: Yo! 10-3.
*pause*
Deano: erm, here Camo-Guy.
Camo-Guy: JIMBO?
Jim: Here, Camo-Guy.
Camo-Guy: SIX-POUND SEAN?
*pause*
Camo-Guy: SIX-POUND SEAN? ARE YOU HERE SIX-POUND SEAN?
*pause*
Camo-Guy: OK that's one possibility... GARRY?
Garry: Fuck off.
Camo-Guy: Paul, Six-pound Seanie is missing!
Paul: I know; he's been abducted!


Edited by Paul

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