"Wickam's Fancy. Y"
"Yellow Zonker. R"
"Red Setter. R. Back to you, Garry"
"Bugger... Roe Fly. Y"
"Roe Fly? That doesn't count. You just made that up!"
"What about the Glowbug then, that's a Roe Fly ain't it? You're not too bright today, are you Aaron?"
"Not too bright? What are you talking about? Have you forgotten the rules again? You have to use a specific fly name; you can't bring in some generic pattern of your own invention"
"I didn't invent the Glowbug, Aaron. Now don't be such a moron. Y"
"You didn't say Glowbug; you said Roe Fly. That doesn't count!"
"Well what the hell is a Glowbug if it's not a Roe Fly then?"
"Guys, guys... Rendezvous Mystery Location X"
*dramatic pause*
"Look, Roe Fly is not the name of a specific pattern - so you can't have it."
"OK, OK, I know I'm right, but for you I'll make an exception, just this once, and only because you're a moron: Red Ant. T"
"QUERY!"
"What?"
"QUERY! Tying please?"
"OK, Brown thread, Flashpoint BIN18, Partridge Red Seal's fur tied in two blobs, Ginger Cock tied figure-of-eight"
"Flashpoint BIN18? That's a helluva hook"