Always be sure to practice catch and release when engaged in Fishporno. There are many pornographic fish out there and it would be a shame to get stuck with just one for the rest of your life. Apart from which you'd probably end up with the wrong one. This leads to another important point: pregnancy. You *don't* want to make the fish pregnant. This would be a big mistake. Fortunately however this not very likely, but always take suitable precautions: use barbless hooks, handle gently (and only ever when wet), and never ever take your waders off.
Fishporn: and you thought this was just a flyfishing site?