Ant: Look fish. We're not going back out onto that ledge. Both Vinnie and Phil fell off, and you ate them!
Fish: No! You got it all wrong! They were going to drown. I took 'em down to a cave. They found some crackers and said they kind of dig it. Wanna check it out?
Ant: I know we're just big carpenters, but we're not morons. See these cinnamon hairs? We can float, and there's barely a ripple on the water!
Fish: They were weighted down by their hammers! You can trust me!
Ant: That's it! I'm calling the union rep.