Viking Lars, "Do you ever hear voices Paul?
Paul, "What you mean like now?"
Lars, "No I mean like *other* voices"
Paul, "Oh, that's probably just your subconscious speaking - either that or it's God of course"
Lars, "That's what I was worried about"
Paul, "It's natural; loads of people hear voices - don't worry about it"
Lars, "But they're in French"
Paul, "You're saying God is French?"
Lars, "Does that worry you?"
Paul, "Lars, I think you'd better see a doctor"
Lars, "And I don't even speak French..."