Viking Lars, "It seems to me we spend all our time working for stuff we don't need"
Paul, "I'm not!"
Lars, "And then no sooner have we bought it, than it breaks down and we have to buy another one!"
Paul, "Are we talking about the lifetime guarantee?"
Lars, "It's to keep us working!"
Paul, "I thought you were a student?"
Lars, "Goddammit I'm not going to spend my life working for something I don't need in the first place!"
Paul, "Pass me some more line please - I have an idea..."