"Even though I'm a Viking, I don't think I have ever quite been involved in something as exciting as this before"
"More exciting than Saltwater Flyfishing?"
"Well I haven't fallen asleep yet"
"Yes you did do that in Denmark didn't you"
"Well either that or I fainted - I may have had a take"
*general mirth and uncontrollable laughter erupts*
"OK, so I did fall asleep - it's standard practice"