Somebody sent to another country by a church to spread its faith or
to do social and medical work.
Also called missioner. Quite common in Africa where they continue the
tradition of wearing far too warm clothing, like three piece suits
and funny hats. (No resemblance to the funny hats of flyfishing).
Somebody who tries to persuade others to accept or join something
such as a belief, cause, or movement. The number of flyfishing
missionaries are increasing. They try to convince, intimidate or
bully, bait- or spin-fishermen to convert to the true faith of
flyfishing. (Net- and dynamite-fishermen are considered eternally
damned and totally unsavable). This is usually done by pointing out
the inferior intelligence, or earlier evolutionary stage of the
victim. A more direct approach - stating that bait- or spin-fishermen
will go straight to hell unless they convert - has been tried. The
success rate is not very high.
According to modern research done on Flyfishing missioneering, the
best flyfishing missionaries are those who lure their victims with
the promise of sexy-gear, mixed in with a healthy dose of spiritual
enlightenment and the promise that flyfishermen get more sex. Female
flyfishing missionaries are highly successful, due to the high
prevalence of male victims.
A rather boring, but comfortable sexual position. Probably one of
the easiest positions to master, even though it is extremely
difficult to combine with flyfishing. Only a true master can attain
sexyloops while engaging in the missionary position. (It also takes a
good deal of cooperation and good will from the collaborator).