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The Arctic Wastelands of Coggeshall

December 20th, 2010

Yet another icy glove grips the unsuspecting village of Coggeshall, causing Trev’s wipers to pack-up. When interviewed later an official spokesman said, “He [Trevor] was quite mad to drive, escort vans are not – and never were – intended for the Arctic. It’s a miracle he’s still alive.” God says: “Well I wouldn’t call it a miracle per se, but I was in the neighbourhood .” The exact cause of Trev’s wipers packing up is still being studied, however it is thought that driving into a hedge was partly to blame.

Even the ducks have migrated South.

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