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Monday: Paul Arden
Tuesday: Harps
Wednesday: Bernd Ziesche
Thursday: Mr T.
Friday: Ray
Saturday: Viking Lars
Sunday: Bruce Richards

Ronan's report

From the company that brought you the “self Jerking Rod”( for anglers who are no longer able to jerk) and the original “Zero Access” flotation device and disco dance floor jostling protector, we now present our exclusive series of “Sylvan Sounds”, recorded just for you on expedition quality vinyl and supplied free with our “urban naturalist” aural, visual and vocal communicator.

Our lab technicians have conducted intense market surveys by interview on at least one minor species of South American catfish to discover the bird, animal and insect sounds that are most likely to induce a state of unwary trust and a willingness to eat almost anything amongst almost all of the worlds fish. Correctly used, the urban naturalist will allow a high fidelity reproduction of these phenomenally attractive noises.

Given almost exclusive access to the echoing culverts of the River Brent and parts of the London Underground, these exclusive ZA products have been hard tested in the field and, modelled on recognised pishing techniques, have proved to be particularly effective in attracting urban parakeets and, strangely, a particular type of small South American catfish.

The Urban Naturalist

Notes to Sales Staff. Please be aware that if the Allcocks rep has presented first, you are likely to be severely disadvantaged, “We are Allcocks” their company song, is a bloody hard act to follow.

If asked, parakeets are useful for keeping tits off your nuts.

Stoatstail

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